Jeremy Clarkson

Donald Twain · March 25, 2015

Joey66 said:
UKIP may sign him up! Then again they might not want him!

Far too right wing for them.

tmgc · March 25, 2015

Donald Twain said:
Complete jerk who frankly deserves to die in a fiery car crash with a massive petrol tanker.

Would be nice if he's being chauffuer driven by TC Aldridge at the time.

Barbecued Bellwhiffs.

Toffeelover · March 25, 2015

A point not raised as yet as far as I have read. The [police have requested a copy of the Beeb report to consider if any action is required, wonder if a complaint has been made.

PS, Hi Pat.

roydo · March 25, 2015

Toffeelover said:
A point not raised as yet as far as I have read. The [police have requested a copy of the Beeb report to consider if any action is required, wonder if a complaint has been made.

PS, Hi Pat.

The bloke he thumped didnt report it, not even to the BBC. Clarkson did.

But I expect there have been about 400,000 complaints and stuff from mumsnet/Daily Mail/Quentin Wilson. Take your pick.

AlE · March 25, 2015

Not read much of the thread but am I the only one who actually likes Clarkson?

His arrogance is endearing

Milk · March 25, 2015

Damn good excuse not to pay my licence fee.

About time it was scrapped in any case

Toffeelover · March 25, 2015

Well some one must have said some thing for the Police to be casting an eye over it. Or can they bring a charge of assault without a complaint being made.

I also think that Hammond and May will pack it in or move to a new show with JC. AS for them going to SKY or ITV, I can just see their faces when it is time for the ad slots.

roydo · March 25, 2015

AlE said:
Not read much of the thread but am I the only one who actually likes Clarkson?

His arrogance is endearing

Nope. I quite like him too. That being said, he might be an odious twerp in real life, but on TV, I like him.

AlE · March 25, 2015

roydo said:
Nope. I quite like him too. That being said, he might be an odious twerp in real life, but on TV, I like him.

Exactly.

I agree he'd probably be a pain in the arse if you spent much time with him, but I think his personality just works on Top Gear...

roydo · March 25, 2015

I certainly prefer him to Richard Hammond. He just irritates me.

He lives near my Sister. She said he is an utter bulb. Not her words, but I have translated from Cheltenham/Gloucestershire speak for GOT.

Groucho · March 25, 2015

roydo said:
I certainly prefer him to Richard Hammond. He just irritates me.

He lives near my Sister. She said he is an utter bulb. Not her words, but I have translated from Cheltenham/Gloucestershire speak for GOT.

What was it, pre translation? Complete cheese wheel?

Baines' left foot · March 25, 2015

AlE said:
Not read much of the thread but am I the only one who actually likes Clarkson?

His arrogance is endearing

Yeah I kind of like him, I can't help it.

I know he's a bell end, but he's entertaining.

AlE · March 25, 2015

roydo said:
I certainly prefer him to Richard Hammond. He just irritates me.

He lives near my Sister. She said he is an utter bulb. Not her words, but I have translated from Cheltenham/Gloucestershire speak for GOT.

Don't even mind Hammond on Top Gear.

He hasn't half made some gash "documentaries" mind....

roydo · March 25, 2015

Groucho said:
What was it, pre translation? Complete cheese wheel?

"An awful little man, his wife is lovely though"

Translation. "An utter bulb/weapon/bellend, and I am prettier than his wife who is also rather dull/fat/thick"

roydo · March 25, 2015

AlE said:
Don't even mind Hammond on Top Gear.

He hasn't half made some gash "documentaries" mind....

It kind of works in Top Gear with the 3 of them. Like, I dunno, the mod team. Just seems to work, somehow. No idea why.

But yeah, on his own, ugh. James May though, he is sound imo. He was the one that got Brian Johnson, (ACDC singer) on the show.