January Transfer Window 2026

[HKContractDave]

Luis is arriving at the cinema but watch out as Bournemouth and Villa are prepared to pour concrete on them if they don't intend to dare to question the certain arrival of almond coloured willy arrival.

@Nymzee

Up the concrete Toffees!

 

[maccavennie]

I heard he was only fluent in the language of love.

So wahr!

 

[Simon Buttle]

we shall see ( as we don’t know what is what! )

but that we need a striker!

We know we are not getting any players in are we, or leaving it late for no reason whatsoever. Id rather a rb than a striker tbh.

 

[Nymzee]

Yep, see how accurate i was @Nymzee and @blue to the bone

I got concrete absolutely spot on

I wouldn't go to anyone else mate. Still waiting for you to release your rival Duolingo app.

 

[mahermi1]

Luis is arriving at the cinema but watch out as Bournemouth and Villa are prepared to pour concrete on them if they don't intend to dare to question the certain arrival of almond coloured willy arrival.

@Nymzee

Grazie Maccaveni mon ami...

 

[mahermi1]

We know we are not getting any players in are we, or leaving it late for no reason whatsoever. Id rather a rb than a striker tbh.

And left back..

 

[maccavennie]

I wouldn't go to anyone else mate. Still waiting for you to release your rival Duolingo app.

my maccamingo app will be coming summer 26' mate

 

[Yarrgh]

So wahr!

No idea what you said... but the accent... oh my.

 

[maccavennie]

Grazie Maccaveni mon ami...

Always welcome mate and Monday with Ami is always good for me too.

 

[maccavennie]

No idea what you said... but the accent... oh my.

Its German and I said it in an Italian style to wow the crowd. To say they were impressed is an understatement, but then again who else wears trunks in this weather to the office, so it could be that!

 

[Yarrgh]

Its German and I said it in an Italian style to wow the crowd. To say they were impressed is an understatement, but then again who else wears trunks in this weather to the office, so it could be that!

I bet you even throw a towel over the desk the night before to claim your spot in this uncouth hot desking culture. So sophisticated.

 

[maccavennie]

I bet you even throw a towel over the desk the night before to claim your spot in this uncouth hot desking culture. So sophisticated.

 

[matty1878]

We know we are not getting any players in are we, or leaving it late for no reason whatsoever. Id rather a rb than a striker tbh.

we are getting players in

 

[blue to the bone]

Yep, see how accurate i was @Nymzee and @blue to the bone

I got concrete absolutely spot on

How many languages can you speak mate ?

 

[allen]

We know we are not getting any players in are we, or leaving it late for no reason whatsoever. Id rather a rb than a striker tbh.

There's a reason more deals are done on deadline day than any other day in the window and it's not because clubs can't be arsed.