January Transfer Window 2026

[PhilEFC]

He’d be better off staying at Palace then going there with Dyche.

 

[RichCee123]

His agent couldn't have done that over the phone?

I’ll raise you Steve Walsh

 

[DanB90]

I’ll raise you Steve Walsh

Went to Italy with a suitcase full of cash and came home with a calzone.

 

[Clarky cat]

Lovely to see that Beto’s agent has the same perception, anticipation, awareness and timing as the big man himself.

 

[Mr Happy]

He’d be better off staying at Palace then going there with Dyche.

He ain't going to Forest

 

[heatmeiser]

Are we actually being linked with someone that can't even get on the pitch when Sunderland are 3 nil down?

(I've no idea if he's coming back from injury or anything, I just want to sound like an angry transfer nerd)

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I'll show my arse in John Lewis window if he goes there.

 

[Rich1878]

Lovely to see that Beto’s agent has the same perception, awareness and timing as the big man himself.

I mean, imagine going all that way, to walk in the office and walk back out again within 2 minutes. Wouldn't even bother sitting down ffs

 

[Clarky cat]

I mean, imagine going all that way, to walk in the office and walk back out again within 2 minutes. Wouldn't even bother sitting down ffs

Then you look at your phone and think “probably could have used this instead, ah well I’ll stick a bill in for expenses”

 

[Rich1878]

Then you look at your phone and think “probably could have used this instead, ah well I’ll stick a bill in for expenses”

Probably took longer to put in the wifi password tbh

Bet it was 'Onloan2026'

 

[Daytripper]

He ain't going to Forest

Agreed personal terms according to ClubCall

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Agreed personal terms according to ClubCall

Did that cost you £487.00 to impart that info on us here mate?

 

[Daytripper]

Did that cost you £487.00 to impart that info on us here mate?

Ha ha those were the days

“AV YA SEEN THE BILL, WHO’S BIN CALLIN DESE NUMBERS EH?”

 

[matty1878]

You sound like my wife. Just desperate to spend money for the sake of it. I'd sooner wait and get exactly what we need.

do you keep the purse strings mate

 

[matty1878]

I mean, imagine going all that way, to walk in the office and walk back out again within 2 minutes. Wouldn't even bother sitting down ffs

hence its prob boolax!