January Transfer Window 2026

[matty1878]

I'm still on YTS wages of £24.75 mate and need to clean my local teams football boots.

But I am super rich and i live in a castle with lots of beautiful women, so the money is quite irrelevant for me. I just enjoy telling people I'm still on a football apprentice training scheme and I'm on target for my Everton debut before I hit 50.

i can come aboard then? were
do we get these ideas from

 

[NeilMorepies]

Are you joshing?

Polish U21’s keeper available on the cheap.
I expect we’ll have him across to look at, probably send him home injured or something, then add him to the pile of players we nearly signed in a decades time when he wins the Champions League with Newcastle (or something)

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Merry Christmas

That’s his dad posting.

 

[davids]

He can't though, he's utterly terrible. I assume he's off to Saudi anyway.

Probably,but he'd definitely be an upgrade from the two wasters we've got now.

 

[Joey66]

Probably sign a few goalkeepers tbh.

Our bench needs filling spot on ....

 

[Swartzy]

Our bench needs filling spot on ....

Oh Joseph, have you got your spuds in the oven yet..

 

[NeilMorepies]

Oh Joseph, have you got your spuds in the oven yet..

Doubt it, but Yer Ma’s been boiling my sprouts for a few days now, and getting all the goodness out of them.

 

[Swartzy]

Doubt it, but Yer Ma’s been boiling my sprouts for a few days now, and getting all the goodness out of them.

She did mention the tiring work she put in trying to dig them out, should be ready for Christmas 2027 though..

 

[Joey66]

Oh Joseph, have you got your spuds in the oven yet..

No mate - don't no how to use one .....

 

[Joey66]

She did mention the tiring work she put in trying to dig them out, should be ready for Christmas 2027 though..

Dig them out ? they grow & fruit above the ground mate they are not spuds FGS

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

Not sure "Barry" and "Worldie" will ever partner each other in the same sentence.

Tempting fate now

 

[Swartzy]

Tempting fate now

If Anything can do it, it's the Tempting of fate..

 

[RomanReigns]

can we do any deals with Uncle Todd

our favourite uncle

 

[mikel_88]

I've been of the belief that Moyes obviously knows that right back is an area that needs to be improved upon but doesn't seem to be that bothered overall , until he can find his ideal player. There were reports that we've been scouting the Leeds right back , I could see Moyes waiting till summer to sign his right back of choice when they're more likely to be available, but that's just my theory hopefully it's not accurate lol or knowing Moyes he's just waiting for Seamus to be fit again

Hopefully not is the lad at bayern who could be available for loan just needs to imo. Moving garner just not good enough need to be getting it sorted

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

Yeah, the maths on that just about adds up tbh.

Ermmm yeah if he was here 5 seasons.