NO Human mate, we're already signing Cavani, haven't you heard?
Are we paying for him in Greek Drachma?
NO Human mate, we're already signing Cavani, haven't you heard?
Err, because we've already been mentioned with him in the summer?
In the publications we should never mention.
I reckon he was one of the names on the "we'll give Ronnie these names and hope he isn't pig stubborn when it comes to Giroud" list
In the publications we should never mention.
Because Cavani doesn’t know who Everton are mate.How can we have a Transfer Rumour thread for no-mark dross like Andre Gray, and not one for Cavani?
Surely this is an echo of the lack of ambition or Board has been guilty of for countless years?
Come on GOT pull your socks up, we are living in a new footballing world now, one where players can be bought with actually money.
Come on lad, we all know he's supported us since he was a boy back in Uruguay.Because Cavani doesn’t know who Everton are mate.
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He's wearing an Everton Blue coloured top and likes Goats.
This thing is ON Humans!!
In that case he’ll be thinking “I’m not old enough to move back to Uruguay yet, I’ll do that after a few in China”
Okaka is a big lump and he'd be cheap
It's January FFS, we're not spending much money in January. It took Koeman going super-nova for us just to get Schneiderlin last season
Get someone in to fill a hole till summer (Ooo Err Matron)
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