January 2018 transfer window thread.

[Goat]

Im excited...even tho we will prob still be terrible

Ive said this every window for the last 10 years, you know how they have gone.

 

[neil999]

Ive said this every window for the last 10 years, you know how they have gone.

Theres always a chance of something super even this late, like pulling at the taxi rank

 

[Goat]

Theres always a chance of something super even this late, like pulling at the taxi rank

Sadly not.

We have wobbled into the taxi rank eating our kebab with chilli sauce down our shirt and our cock hanging out after going for a slash about 2 hours ago in da club, right before we got chucked out for pissing on the DJ, in short Neil, we are going home with a fatty who has 3 teenagers at home who will steal our wallet when we sleep.

 

[Blue Cally]

We should be going all out for Ryan Sessegnon for LB and put in a loan offer for Rashford

 

[PhilEFC]

Sadly not.

We have wobbled into the taxi rank eating our kebab with chilli sauce down our shirt and our cock hanging out after going for a slash about 2 hours ago in da club, right before we got chucked out for pissing on the DJ, in short Neil, we are going home with a fatty who has 3 teenagers at home who will steal our wallet when we sleep.

Sounds a mission accomplished that.

 

[Noble Savage]

I would be ecstatic with a LB and Morgan to go away for ever. A loan move for Besic to prove he's premiership class would be great too .

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

If we offered Lucas Moura 200k a week with incentives to slimeball agent
Spurs offer him 100k and stick to their wage structure

And what we end up with then is a bunch of utter no mark mercenaries, who at the slightest hint of trouble, down tools and leave us in the crapper. Bit like this current lot have done.

 

[tommytowne]

Sadly not.

We have wobbled into the taxi rank eating our kebab with chilli sauce down our shirt and our cock hanging out after going for a slash about 2 hours ago in da club, right before we got chucked out for pissing on the DJ, in short Neil, we are going home with a fatty who has 3 teenagers at home who will steal our wallet when we sleep.

Night out in Birkenhead then?

 

[Goat]

Sounds a mission accomplished that.

I aint complaining lad!

 

[rochdaleblue]

West Ham linked with a 20m move for Schnerderlin. If that happens, I might consider forgiving Moyes, for the way he treated the club when he left. Take the 20m and give it to Fulham for sessegnon.

 

[COYBL25]

Theres always a chance of something super even this late, like pulling at the taxi rank

Everything I`ve ever pulled at the taxi rank, has always looked like Les Dawson in the morning Neil.

I`d deffo never use the word " super " to describe late night taxi rank conquests.

 

[COYBL25]

Sadly not.

We have wobbled into the taxi rank eating our kebab with chilli sauce down our shirt and our cock hanging out after going for a slash about 2 hours ago in da club, right before we got chucked out for pissing on the DJ, in short Neil, we are going home with a fatty who has 3 teenagers at home who will steal our wallet when we sleep.

If that was in Ruperts on a Tuesday night years ago, we`ve been with the same girl.

Did you get warts too ?

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Can see Sandro and Klaassen going on loan

Haven't we already turned down loan moves for these two?

 

[Brisan123]

How is it that spurs get moura for £25mill and we waste £27mill in bolasie, £25mill on klaasen, and £45 in gylfi...

CL football and living in London

 

[Llyrap]

Sadly not.

We have wobbled into the taxi rank eating our kebab with chilli sauce down our shirt and our cock hanging out after going for a slash about 2 hours ago in da club, right before we got chucked out for pissing on the DJ, in short Neil, we are going home with a fatty who has 3 teenagers at home who will steal our wallet when we sleep.

Ah - the good old days.