January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[tmgc]

Just heard that a Butty Van is coming into FF

The driver is a mate of my cousin, reckons they've ordered a beetroot sandwich,some pickled cucumber,and a pan of borscht.

Either this Konoplyanka rumour has legs, or the local jakey has been invited around for lunch.

 

[Gwladys Nights]

Someone on here must know the lad with the dildo from last year?

 

[Moomin]

Bobby turned it away. He said the butties we bought in the summer are superb and we don't need anymore!

Pretty sure he said phenomenal not superb.

 

[Groucho]

Bobby turned it away. He said the butties we bought in the summer are superb and we don't need anymore!

We have a phenomenal opportunity to create an egg baguette.

What's the bottom line today then? Januzaj in on loan and try and retain Mirallas?

 

[Moomin]

We have a phenomenal opportunity to create an egg baguette.

What's the bottom line today then? Januzaj in on loan and try and retain Mirallas?

George Boyd and Ricardo Fuller I reckon.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Just heard that a Butty Van is coming into FF

Dutch goalie?

 

[blulouie]

I've heard something is happening at Finch Farm today.

New lawnmowers being delivered.

 

[ijjysmith]

Someone on here must know the lad with the dildo from last year?

Spoke to him on Twitter. Quite a funny guy as it goes.

 

[Vaughan]

Is konoplyanka cup tied for europa? If so best option would be pre contract. League season is dead won't finish in a euro place and won't be relegated

Altho saying that isnt it like half a mil prize money for every place?

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I've heard something is happening at Finch Farm today.

We're working on corners?? Doing defensive drills? Shooting routines? Crossing practice??

Wtf Moomin don't keep us in the dark!

 

[Moomin]

Konoplyanka is to sign for Spurs, info from an Arsenal supporter he is mates with a journalist.

Take it with a pinch of salt.

 

[hktoffee]

Is konoplyanka cup tied for europa? If so best option would be pre contract. League season is dead won't finish in a euro place and won't be relegated

Altho saying that isnt it like half a mil prize money for every place?

West Ham at 8th with 36 points. We still have a slim chance to catch up.

 

[Moomin]

We're working on corners?? Doing defensive drills? Shooting routines? Crossing practice??

Wtf Moomin don't keep us in the dark!

Testing the fire alarm system.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Testing the fire alarm system.

It's one of those things that's a pain in the bum to do but necessary I suppose.

 

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

Has anyone bothered to ask you about his right one?

Not yet!

In your dreams mate.

GK is nearly done . Agree about the winger though, this is Everton lol