January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[OneTrueLegend]

To be fair Suarez was kind of decent

Yeah, Torres wasn't bad either, but the rest were utter dross!

Anyway back to Everton, other than Riquelme and anyone who has ever played for Wigan, who else will we be linked with on deadline day?

Moutinho?
kaejer?
Tim Cahill?
Robbie Keane?
Petr Cech?
random youth from Spain on loan?

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Once, i jumped on a story

Did it survive?

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

somebody who thinks they can jump on the stories once it's already been broke and look ITK "apparently".

£233.9 is the names in bold only. The total with the actually decent players is £285.5m.

What I wouldn't give for Everton to be able to spend £285.5m.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

£233.9 is the names in bold only. The total with the actually decent players is £285.5m.

What I wouldn't give for Everton to be able to spend £285.5m.

Could you maybe give us £285.5m?

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Could you maybe give us £285.5m?

I can give a pound a week.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Jarg rumour exploded.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Yeah mate, the RS were willing to spunk 20m notes on him. Doesn't mean much though.
This list makes me howl with laughter -

Andy Carroll £35,000,000 31 January 2011
Adam Lallana £25,000,000 * 1 July 2014
Luis Suarez £22,800,000 31 January 2011
Fernando Torres £20,200,000 4 July 2007
Dejan Lovren £20,000,000 * 27 July 2014
Lazar Markovic £19,800,000 15 July 2014
Robbie Keane £19,000,000 28 July 2008
Javier Mascherano £18,600,000 * 29 February 2008
Stewart Downing £18,500,000 15 July 2011
Glen Johnson £17,500,000 26 June 2009
Alberto Aquilani £17,100,000 * 7 August 2009
Jordan Henderson £16,000,000 * 9 June 2011
Mario Balotelli £16,000,000 25 August 2014
Joe Allen £15,000,000 10 August 2012
Mamadou Sakho £15,000,000 2 September 2013

I'm sure given all that money to spend we'd end up wasting it on overpriced dross as well.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

I'm sure given all that money to spend we'd end up wasting it on overpriced dross as well.

I can imagine Kenwright searching google right now "50,000 players similar to Leon Osman..."

 

[maccavennie]

I think he's made those stats up mate. Graham has scored about 5 Premier League goals in his career

I know mate I was just messing about

 

[JustOpp]

 

[TheFinnFan]

Did it survive?

No. Twitched about 30secs and then died.

 

[Efcbradley89]

Rest in piece sweet sweet jarg transfer rumour :'(

 

[TheFinnFan]

Im hearing things

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Im hearing things

They have pills for that