January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[ijjysmith]

any credible leads on this El Shaarawy story? Would be an amazing signing!

Yes mate.

Obviously no.

 

[FTY]

If we sign El Sharaawey I'll record myself deep frying then eating my shoe.

 

[toffeejack]

i'd soon forget about eto'o going if we got el shaarawy

 

[TheFinnFan]

Wahey my ban has been lifted!

Now I can come and join in with talking bollocks about players I don't care about nor have I heard of.

Hurrah for the transfer window.

Hurrah!

why were you banned mate

 

[TheFinnFan]

if el shaaawshank wants to come to everton he must mowe that melon

 

[ijjysmith]

I like his hair

 

[SimonB]

We need somebody with distinctive hair, been missing that since Rom's dreads got the chop.

 

[Librarian]

Wahey my ban has been lifted!

Now I can come and join in with talking bollocks about players I don't care about nor have I heard of.

Hurrah for the transfer window.

Hurrah!

Je Suis Charlie

 

[RespecTheDistin]

If we sign El Sharaawey I'll record myself deep frying then eating my shoe.

If it happens, here is some inspiration

 

[EdwardMoore]

Look deep down in your heart, mate. Then you'll have your answer.

 

[ijjysmith]

if el shaaawshank wants to come to everton he must mowe that melon

Imagine he missed a pen then scored a brace later in a 2-1 win over Southampton.

The El Shaawshank Redemption

 

[royalblue66]

We need somebody with distinctive hair, been missing that since Rom's dreads got the chop.

I miss Carsley and Grav

 

[Aidey9]

What happened with Traore?Thought Martinez was dead keen on him and the deal just sort of disintegrated,

Hmm, I thought he was interested but nothing ever came of it. I did see us linked to him again this month but I doubt we'd be back in for him, but ay, who knows?

 

[TheFinnFan]

el shaawshank was absolute sex some time ago...then the usual happened - birds....birds for every finger, one bird even sitted on his hair and nested there

 

[Aidey9]

http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2015/01/everton-make-enquiry-for-ac-milan-youngster/?



OH HELL YES


I'll be sitting here patiently waiting for it to never happen but it's still the best rumour I've seen for a while

It's probably bollox but he'd be a decent signing, plays more in the wide areas if anything, and we could do with some quality out there! We have been linked to him before aswell so hopefully we have a genuine interest.