January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[davids]

Like not using language so that everything he wrote could basically mean anything
A modern day Nostradamus of everton transfers

That was the way I saw him.Very odd way of expressing himself for a middle aged man.

 

[Professor Toffee]

......seem to recall the Reds being linked with him last year.

Maybe he's hedging his bets

 

[Pat's Van]

....Konoplyanka rumoured to be of interest. Weird that I saw somebody who looked just like him in the betting shop this afternoon.

I heard we're selling him to Man Utd

 

[Professor Toffee]

That was the way I saw him.Very odd way of expressing himself for a middle aged man.

I kind of assumed he lived at home with his mum and was just a fantasist regarding everton ( and of course none of us are )

 

[BNJ1878]

......seem to recall the Reds being linked with him last year.

He more or less signed for them the summer before last, 20m.

Not sure what stopped the deal.

 

[Eggs]

Maybe he's hedging his bets

...no, he was definitely doing the Irish Lottery.

 

[Pat's Van]

*looks to seaside

 

[Professor Toffee]

...no, he was definitely doing the Irish Lottery.

He won't bloody win that
Cmon and join us someone ffs

 

[Mrtallywacker]

I kind of assumed he lived at home with his mum and was just a fantasist regarding everton ( and of course none of us are )

I believe it was his Nan he lived with my son.

 

[Pat's Van]

I believe it was his Nan he lived with my son.

him, his Nan and your son ?

 

[AaronTheBlue]

He more or less signed for them the summer before last, 20m.

Not sure what stopped the deal.

Did not do it in time I think

 

[Mrtallywacker]

him, his Nan and your son ?

'Twas a most bizarre setup for sure.

 

[Pat's Van]

'Twas a most bizarre setup for sure.

ripe for some sort of sitcom though

 

[marty mcfly]

I get it, you don't rate him.

He's not coming in Jan. He may come in the summer on mid-level wages.

Gibson? 100% better based on the fact hes generally available.

Osman? Not getting any younger and also finding it harder to recover from knocks.

Barry? Doesn't get any slower but as that's not his game it's not a massive issue. 34 next season, I doubt he will stay for his 3 yr contract.

Is he the missing piece of the jigsaw that will propel us towards European domination? No.

Is he a capable squad player in a position that WILL be found wanting in 12 months when injuries kick in. Yes.

Ledson will be a year older. If Gibson goes would it not be better promoting him than signing Cleverly as our 4th choice DCM.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

ripe for some sort of sitcom though

Definitely. Starring Tim Westwood and Johnny Vegas' Ma from Benidorm.