johnjoeefc
Player Valuation: £20m
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Andy Hinchcliffes Nose
Player Valuation: £25k
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Last time I was thread sponsor for a handsome James it only lasted one season, hopefully will have better luck with Tarks!
Will be looked at as a huge mistake to make him captain over Pickford. Jagielka mk 2.
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £60m
And people scoffed at maguire coming in (he never was).
I wanted a haircut like his and found a hairdresser who could do it. Married it then went baldy. A great cb but brings back bad memories
That's twice he backed off backed off and backed off again, has a real bad habit of that
It will be keane that and keane this, but this lad is just a slightly better version. We are seeing how crucial Mina was in the run in and how big of a drop in quality these two are to him. Worries me he won't play Branthwaite and we haven't been linked to a single CB. I think its a serious problem
The thing that's always got me with this whole narrative about how solid he is, is that when Burnley dropped, I remember watching all their games as they bottled it down the stretch (they did matter to Everton staying up, after all). They repeatedly gave up goals where Tarkowski was obviously the weak link and out of position. If he's actually engaging an attacker 1v1, he's really good at winning those challenges, and he can win headers, so the fact that he looks the part means people assume he's this fantastic CB. But his positioning is almost always awful to begin with and he literally backs away from attacks until he's at the byline sometimes.
Tarkowski and Keane just doesn't work at all as a partnership.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
We had two ideal partners for Tarks and let both go
