2021/22 James Rodriguez

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All we need now is a homemade James porn tape.

Soon you can watch him have sex with 3 hookers live on OnlyFans.
Why can't Benitez let this feud go....

Takes 2 to tango, Benitez has already worked with him, maybe he's already worked him out and he just isn't the player he wants to work with - ultimately the managers call.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I completely agree, but I`d love to see him standing in the middle of a bullfighting ring, waving his red cape, with the crowd shouting " Ole ", whilst the likes of @ForeverBlue92 head went into orbit

Now that would be a bullfight that I would be willing to attend

 

[BlueToff]

He's not exactly showing Benitez he actually give one and thus putting the ball back in Benitez's court...there you go, there's me trying to show willing - match it

I mean all we know is he's on holiday for a few days mate like the rest of the squad who aren't on internationals.

You'd imagine he'll be back at FF training - just like he was for 2 weeks before this weekend - come today or tomorrow or whenever they're due back, and hopefully if he's here he does enough in those games to put himself in contention for the Burnley game (on the bench I'd hope).

The only way it wouldn't happen (as in him not go back to training) is if there's a move happening.

There's no chance he was going to play v Brighton when the club briefed the day before they were trying to loan him to Porto. Before that he was in isolation for 10 days but has been training since then.

 

[COYBL25]

Slaven Billic earring is the most concerning for me, give me a leccy bifter or real bifter anyday.

That was during his " Jack Sparrow " period.

 

[ToffeeM4n]

Ffs You lads need to get a life. No wonder there is over 200 pages on James because of silly posts such as these. By looking at other players Instagram pages they all seem to be on break. For example, Allan seems to be in Paris with his family, DCL seems to be enjoying a day with a friend, Richy seems to be flying over the Amazon.

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so stop making a big issue over James being on a yacht with some mates.

Now when it comes to vaping. It seems there have been and there are plenty of footballers that like to smoke or vaping and as far as I know that’s not prohibited in professional football.

Such as Ashley Cole

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Wayne Rooney

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Steven Bilic


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Fabien Barthez

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Even James former coach is a smoker.

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Some younger players are even vaping on the field.

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Moreover and I quote “advice from all official bodies in the UK is that it is always preferable to vape than to smoke.”

So those of you pooping your pants over James being on a Holiday and vaping should go home and change your underwear as it is probably full of stains already.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Slaven Billic earring is the most concerning for me, give me a leccy bifter or real bifter anyday.

I imagine the drama here if James had an earring too

 

[ProZ]

It's my day off today, is there something bang out of order I can do.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

It's my day off today, is there something bang out of order I can do.

Chilling out with friends somewhere nice and sunny seems to be suddenly highly offensive.
You could give that a go.

 

[ProZ]

Chilling out with friends somewhere nice and sunny seems to be suddenly highly offensive.
You could give that a go.

Nah lad can't do that there will be murder.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Omg he is also hanging out with hot looking girls in bikinis, let's guillotine both of his heads

 

[navidson]

When is he due back for training?

 

[COYBL25]

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Omg he is also hanging out with hot looking girls in bikinis, let's guillotine both of his heads

When did it all go wrong for him ?

 

[coollino]

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Omg he is also hanging out with hot looking girls in bikinis, let's guillotine both of his heads

he looks quite focussed there actually. good to see.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

When did it all go wrong for him ?

When he signed for Everton

 

[ProZ]

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Omg he is also hanging out with hot looking girls in bikinis, let's guillotine both of his heads

So he is an adulterer aswel, to add to his ever growing rap sheet of vaping and playing cod.

I think his calf has gone on the stairs by the look on his face to add insult