2020/21 James Rodriguez

[tommye]

Is he injured?

Naaah

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

WTF

Paul Joyce isn't happy

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Tim Cahill says hi.....!

I don't think he plays for us any more.

 

[Frenk]

Normatec 2.0

Take your recovery to the next level with restorative massage that helps you feel refreshed faster.

hyperice.com

Their sales will go through the roof. Rename needed “The Hamez leg pulse 2.0”

 

[Encoder]

WTF

Weve replaced his old legs with robotic power legs for more golazos, genius really.

 

[Encoder]

Everton and not making the most of overseas marketing opportunities. Name a more iconic duo.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I cant properly put into words how much i love this.

Haha. I don't know if Carlo is on the wind up, but I sincerely hope he is.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Love this lad - his missus needs to stop fannying around and move to the UK to keep him settled.

Last thing we need is him following his cock back to Spain

 

[Blue Shoes]

£1500.

30 minutes wages then


... For james, not me.

 

[Death]

Is right Richy I'm fed up with just us fans sticking Everton out of it.

 

[Blue Shoes]

Get in there Richarlison, we do miss a lot of opportunities with marketing, we really do need to step that avenue up, can't believe it has to come from a player.

 

[carolinablue232]

Everton and not making the most of overseas marketing opportunities. Name a more iconic duo.

Jordan Pickford and Virgil Van Dijk

 

[TonyT65]

I don't think he plays for us any more.

Wasnt me point. Never mind.

 

[UptheTofees]

He will play

Score and assist

 

[Toast]

Need some pics of Brazilian birds on the beach wearing our shirt.
In fact, I’d settle for a couple of the convincing ladyboys..

@Paris
@ForeverBlue92