2020/21 James Rodriguez

[LinekersLegs]

Only Hamez could...
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We really should get a sponsorship deal sorted

 

[LinekersLegs]

Hi Blues
Hi Hamez
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure Hamez
Jump in...

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation

Come on Hamez, let's go party

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation

Such an eye, for a goal,
Passes wonderful balls
Takes one touch, takes a look, pings a blinder
He's so strong, full of snide, and he plays for our side
Blammos here, worldies there
Hanky panky

What a touch, he can play
Hope he says I'm always yours

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation
Come on Hamez let's go party....

Trying to explain to a bemused hubby why am I laughing so hard with the “won’t mess up his hair, won’t sprint anywhere” line

 

[tommye]

Trying to explain to a bemused hubby why am I laughing so hard with the “won’t mess up his hair, won’t sprint anywhere” line

Quite pleased with that for roughly 10 minutes effort.
Took me longer to type it up ffs

 

[thorney33]

Any other Colombians he can convince to join the club?

 

[DanB90]

He doesn’t need to sprint.

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

 

[UptheTofees]

Any other Colombians he can convince to join the club?

Hmm. Not much since the starting 11 is pretty good

Arias as a RB
Cuadrado as a RB or RW

We have some wingers
Muriel, luis diaz, Izquierdo

 

[LinekersLegs]

Hmm. Not much since the starting 11 is pretty good

Arias as a RB
Cuadrado as a RB or RW

We have some wingers
Muriel, luis diaz, Izquierdo

Cuadrado v unlikely because of his Chelsea spell and iirc he is getting decent game time at Juve. But really fun player to watch and I loved his and James linkup in the national squad when I’ve seen them.

 

[UptheTofees]

Cuadrado v unlikely because of his Chelsea spell and iirc he is getting decent game time at Juve. But really fun player to watch and I loved his and James linkup in the national squad when I’ve seen them.

Cuadrado did struggle at Chelsea but that was under Mourinho so take that with a grain of salt. Cuadrado's best quality is his versatility. He can play RB, RM, RW. Even plays box to box for Colombia

Not happening but would be a nice addition since we need depth in the positions he can play in and I would trust Carlo to get the best out of him

 

[riddick]

Can I just, again, mention that pass that Richarlison or Digne ballsed up in the first half? Think it was Digne actually. Split like 3 or 4 players and ALL of them were diving at the ball to knock it away.

To quote Archer:

 

[AmericasToffee]

I like that he pointed at Richy to come celebrate with him, sharing credit with a teammate who worked hard to get him a goal is not only right thing to do but also smart thing to do.


Rom used to do that and was of my fav things about him.

That Allan that pinged that attack off? Goah I love this midfield

 

[AmericasToffee]

Outstanding

 

[Tipp blue]

Poor Digne, probably thinking "I'll just make a run here in case he over hits a pass.. he won't even see me from there let alone attempt to pass to me" "hang on did he just glance at me? Holy sh1t he's passed it towards me there's no way it's getting to me what a terrible pass to have attempted" "it's made it through what an incredibly executed pass I can't believe he's pulled it off... awwwww man I've fu¢k€d it"

 

[Tipp blue]

All the FIFA speed RATS can sniff it.

Who needs pace in the middle of the park?

He can play till he's 40 if he doesn't need to sprint, he'll get a testimonial out of Everton yet.

 

[mill]

Poor Digne, probably thinking "I'll just make a run here in case he over hits a pass.. he won't even see me from there let alone attempt to pass to me" "hang on did he just glance at me? Holy sh1t he's passed it towards me there's no way it's getting to me what a terrible pass to have attempted" "it's made it through what an incredibly executed pass I can't believe he's pulled it off... awwwww man I've fu¢k€d it"

He probably expected it over the top and in front of him.
unbelievable pass.

 

[Terrarian]

haha 0 sprints, that's just naughty