Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[maccavennie]

Morning Blues

Are we all ready for another day of idle speculation, jarg itk’s, casual stalking and unfounded panic?

I sure as hell am!

Looks like i picked a good day for a day off

 

[buskwhi2]

It's a bit sad that social media etc has spoiled the excitement a little. Imagine just getting on with normal life and suddenly discovering we've completed the signings of Allan, Doucoure and James out of the blue and without warning.

I wouldn't stop wanking for a week.

 

[BiggyRat]

Just clocked in ,
Please night shift update me on the latest , he is ours isn't he ?.....................

Sorry mate. We've been busy trying to reacquire the Red hatchback.

 

[BiggyRat]

I wouldn't stop wanking for a week.

I have a sneaking suspicion that you've already got a head start on the rest of us... (That's a thumb btw)

 

[Connor]

Really good piece in The Athletic detailing how we've signed him

He was on a 7:30 am private jet from Stansted to JLA yesterday, no wonder the flight trackers missed him

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Really good piece in The Athletic detailing how we've signed him

He was on a 7:30 am private jet from Stansted to JLA yesterday, no wonder the flight trackers missed him

Mosh knew, he knew the GOT flight trackers where on the ball and thought he had to flip the script....

Sneaky sneaky mosh

 

[coollino]

Hmmm, carbon footprint

 

[BlueStevie35]

It's a bit sad that social media etc has spoiled the excitement a little. Imagine just getting on with normal life and suddenly discovering we've completed the signings of Allan, Doucoure and James out of the blue and without warning.

I wouldn't stop wanking for a week.

If only we could go back to those days, the last genuine out the blue signing we made was Fellaini in 2008

 

[irishtony1878]

Absolutely mate, a handful of available options currently:
A) tweet "all gone quiet" three times an hour
B) constantly scour the interweb for any mention of said 3 players whatsoever
C) ignore it, carry on as normal safe in the knowledge Brands/Carlo/Mosh/Usmanov “has got this” (delete as applicable depending on your leanings)
D) refresh GOT every 60 seconds or so and try and keep sane

option D for me by the way

I must be signed up for something or other at Everton, if there is anything happening, they very kindly send me an email, all very civilised.
Doesn't stop me refreshing these pages on GOT though.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Triple announcement today then, going to treat myself to some chocolate peanuts and raisins and some ice cream, living the dream...

Life

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Ref Darren Bent comments
Talksport presenters are knobheads, talking rubbish to narrow minded knobheads.

They are ‘The Sun‘ of the radio world

Be careful not to get drawn into any of those 3 factors.

 

[BiggyRat]

Really good piece in The Athletic detailing how we've signed him

He was on a 7:30 am private jet from Stansted to JLA yesterday, no wonder the flight trackers missed him

I have a cousin living near Stanstead...never said a word!

 

[Anti]

Where is this handsome fella to brighten up my Friday.

 

[jamieni]

Ref Darren Bent comments
Talksport presenters are knobheads, talking rubbish to narrow minded knobheads.

They are ‘The Sun‘ of the radio world

Be careful not to get drawn into any of those 3 factors.

Yup. They’re just WUMs trying to entice enraged fans to call in. My mate fell for it once when Durham said Beckham was one of the greatest footballers in history

Ended up phoning in and wasting a fortune!

 

[Onwards Evertonians]

It's a bit sad that social media etc has spoiled the excitement a little. Imagine just getting on with normal life and suddenly discovering we've completed the signings of Allan, Doucoure and James out of the blue and without warning.

I wouldn't stop wanking for a week.

I nearly fell off the bog in work once when we signed Marc Hottinger, that's how bad we were back then.