Scene opens.Or that we’ve terminated the contracts of all of the players we want rid of.
Massive win all round
Incredible - I would pay cash money now to watch that beautiful creation playing on loop at the showcase de lux, in a big recliner seat with a large nachos and tango ice blast combo.Scene opens.
Point of view of an unknown person walking towards a locker and opening it. They look down and unzip the bag they've been carrying and start emptying the contents of their locker into it. Boots, Sigur Rós CD and a signed photo of Steve Walsh in a heart shaped frame. The person turns and looks down at their phone as they walk away. A message is on the screen showing an email notification from a MLS team.
The person exits the building and starts walking towards a waiting taxi when there is a shout from behind. The camera pans round to show Fabian Delph and Yannick Bolassie. They ask if they can share the taxi as they're both heading towards the airport as well.
Both Fabian and Yannick are on crutches and a good 15 yards behind our unknown protagonist. Both still beat him to the taxi by 5 yards.
Fade to black.
If that happens I will actually hold the foreskin together with finger and thumb and allow my unfertilised brood to build up in a fleshy balloon before letting go at the "moment".Triple announcement tomorrow then?
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