Confirmed Signing Jack Grealish

[riddick]

Thats what that nutcase said on Twitter about Siggy, he had a better second assists than Messi.

I completely forgot about him. It was a good few years he literally never crossed my mind. I swear to anything that poster was related, somehow, to the Icelandic player who shan't be named.

 

[DualityNSNO]

My concern about the new signings this summer is how they'll blend in to a team.

And mine is that they're nowhere close to us yet so they'll have to blend in the next 5 days or so and be ready for the first team.

Which won't happen for a few more months.

 

[matty1878]

And mine is that they're nowhere close to us yet so they'll have to blend in the next 5 days or so and be ready for the first team.

Which won't happen for a few more months.

it won’t take months mate

 

[dockroad]

I don’t think Paw Broon would know what a meme is

I dinnae think many people on here will have even heard of Paw Broon.

 

[tommye]

What’s his stats for giving you more control of a game? What’s his stats for taking pressure off the team by protecting the ball? What’s his stats for making space for other players when defenders double up on him?

People need to watch football rather than read numbers.

This.

Quit chatting bollocks and watch the game.

 

[DualityNSNO]

it won’t take months mate

For the mystery winger from abroad and the 19 year old at left back (who is now effectively our only left back) - yeah it will.

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Some bad edgelords and closet kopites in this thread.

We're signing a proper boss player for the season, drink it in.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

I dinnae think many people on here will have even heard of Paw Broon.

I'm old enough to remember The Broons, but can't remember which comic I used to read them in. Think it might have been Whizzer & Chips but not sure.

 

[varnish]

Shades of Bobby brown shoes’ first season forming I think

 

[ToffeeDevil]

why would a PROFESSIONAL footballer need months to integrate into the team? it's not like they're some 12 year old getting thrown into a professional game for the first time.

if they can't get in due to their own quality, that's a different story

 

[TrachyBlue]

Some bad edgelords and closet kopites in this thread.

We're signing a proper boss player for the season, drink it in.

Yep! They hate it when there is a promise of us being better than we have been. Clear as day.

 

[Bluebonic]

I'm old enough to remember The Broons, but can't remember which comic I used to read them in. Think it might have been Whizzer & Chips but not sure.

The Sunday Post (Scottish Post) used to have the broons and Oor Wullie in a kids supplement in the middle of the paper I took great delight saying the word ‘Crivens’ every time something surprising happened. I think my mates marked it down to mental illness / possession.

 

[blulouie]

All sorted he's passed the stringent medical.
Welcome Jack.

 

[Clarky cat]

If this goes through then our last two signings are already our best two players. Just shows how grim our situation has been for far too long.

When are you signing? DION!

 

[datblygu]

The Sunday Post (Scottish Post) used to have the broons and Oor Wullie in a kids supplement in the middle of the paper I took great delight saying the word ‘Crivens’ every time something surprising happened. I think my mates marked it down to mental illness / possession.

Jings, crivvens and help ma boab