The One Hundred

[ToffeeDan]

Since I think we're in serious need of a laugh...... I invite nominations for THE 100 Worst (post 1960) footballers to "play" for Everton...

If we reach more than 100 we will need a vote. but essentially this isn't about ability (yes, it is Ed, in some cases) but more about "WTFIGO" - why didn't he at least play for the shirt....

Poker style recommendations more than welcome in the style of: "I'll see your Royston Drenthe and raise you an Andy Van der Meyde"

In some cases you may need to justify your calls.. or we'll call your bluff.

 

[sageyefc]

Cuco martina.

I win

 

[ToffeeDan]

Lacuna Traore..

 

[d4kyxx]

Li weifeng

 

[n01efc]

Idan Tal

 

[Lelouch]

I will copy and paste Morgan Schneiderlin 100 times if I have to.

 

[MACCA75]

Li weifeng

Had one game, did ok if I recall.

 

[d4kyxx]

Had one game, did ok if I recall.

Which is why he never played again

 

[MACCA75]

Which is why he never played again

He did ok but we had much better options. Loads of players who have had a couple of games and been god awful. Mangala for example.

 

[welshtoffee]

Had one game, did ok if I recall.

Definitely played Vs Wrexham in the cup.

Everton: Wright, Hibbert, Yobo, Unsworth, Naysmith, Carsley, Tie Li, Weifeng Li, Gemmill, Radzinski, Campbell. Subs: Stubbs, Ferguson, Simonsen, Rooney, McLeod.

 

[4737carlin]

Ross Barkley

 

[big nev lookalike]

Glen Keeley

 

[d4kyxx]

He did ok but we had much better options. Loads of players who have had a couple of games and been god awful. Mangala for example.

Lie Tie was the better one of the two that came from China but not up to the standard

Mangala far to prone to mistakes but was probably better than any defender we have at present. Can’t really count him anyway as he was injured after one game

 

[d4kyxx]

Idan Tal

Haha remember him. Winger wasn’t he. Who was that Azerbaijan kid we signed once as well Araz Abdulayev

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Mangala