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a Stranger entered a bar and ordered a glass of water.

The barmaid said nothing, but grabbed a shotgun and aimed it at his head.

The man simply smiled, thanked her, and then left the building.

Explain.
 

I'm not buying into the fact it could be billions of things, probably one of a lot less number.

In any event, I'll give it away.


"The stranger was suffering from hiccups. Which is why he asked for some water. The barmaid realized this, and drew the gun in order to give the man a shock. This worked, the man was cured of his hiccups, and no longer needing the water, left"

You see how easy it can be. Quite simple when you think about it.
 

Let's try again, pay attention, all it takes is putting two and two together, there are no tricks here.


:mellow: a woman is out shopping.

At one point, she stops, searches in her bag for a coin, and puts it in a slot.

she sighs, and begins to search for another coin. Suddenly she stops, takes off her coat, and then deposits the second coin.

Thoroughly disgruntled, she puts her coat back on and walks away, what has just happened? :mellow:


No, tricks here, just need to give it some thought.
 
Upper Sturry Sherbets said:
Let's try again, pay attention, all it takes is putting two and two together, there are no tricks here.


:mellow: a woman is out shopping.

At one point, she stops, searches in her bag for a coin, and puts it in a slot.

she sighs, and begins to search for another coin. Suddenly she stops, takes off her coat, and then deposits the second coin.

Thoroughly disgruntled, she puts her coat back on and walks away, what has just happened? :mellow:


No, tricks here, just need to give it some thought.
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She thought her coat would make here weigh less?
 
bluebastardo said:
She thought her coat would make here weigh less?
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yes and no.

It's actually, 'the woman stepped on a weighing machine in a chemists, and removed her coat to try and make herself weight less, but it did not work.

you more or less got the answer, but did not mention chemists or weighing machines, so I have an invalid answer.
 

Last one for tonight, I won't be giving an answer to this for a day or so, you just have to make your own minds up.

Pay attention.

Two men are seated at a table.

Neither has spoken for one and a half hours.

There is no-one else in the room.

Suddenly, one of them shouts with glee and leaps up before collapsing with an agonized yell.

What has just happened?


now I've got ya. b)
 
Upper Sturry Sherbets said:
yes and no.

It's actually, 'the woman stepped on a weighing machine in a chemists, and removed her coat to try and make herself weight less, but it did not work.

you more or less got the answer, but did not mention chemists or weighing machines, so I have an invalid answer.
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Duh, of course I meant weighing scales. You're a hard man. :lol:
 
McBain said:
They are playing chess, easy peasy.
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Doesn't explain the 'collapsing in an agonised yell' bit.

How about 'They are playing chess when one player achieves checkmate and leaps up excitedly. Unfortunately cramp sets in due to him being sat on his arse for the last 90 minutes, resulting in an 'agonised yell'.
 

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