Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[OldDominionBlue]

Age 24, doesn't have a club, doesn't know the rules of football, doesn't have the technique. What's not to be excited about?

When they lock you up again and ply you with mind controlling drugs send us a visiting order and we'll come and see how you're doing.

It didn't stop Stallone in Escape to Victory. He played against some of the best footballers the Germans had to offer.

 

[LEONARD]

Sydney Mc Guinness was a real character, and an Everton groundsman in the 1960's and 1970's. He was a cousin of my father.
Here he is with Bally's famous white boots, which he gave him when he left for the Gunners.

 

[COYBL25]

I love you, you utter mentalist.

I think he should do a cultural exchange with @Ashtonian


There are incredible similarities between the two of them lol

 

[iamEverton]

More please.

I need a go pro I want to capture some highlights I'll have some buddies kick balls at me and record my acrobatic diving. I'm a natural shot stopper. Best kept American secret, the Jamie Vardy of America.

 

[iamEverton]

Mick, if you ever got anywhere near a goal with me about I'd use the ridiculousness of this thread to channel the inner beast and blast a piledriver so hard it carried you into the net.

Your parachute shorts would be a bomb site as a size 5 Sondico jawbreaker screamed towards your head faster than a David Unsworth penalty.

You talk a big game chap. Not many can back it up. I'm not here to be an internet troll or tough guy. I'm here to try and get a trial with the only club id ever want to play for. I am Everton. A lost provincial son from the motherland. I want to come home and be a professional athlete.

 

[iamEverton]

I have been traveling the world. Why do so many people hate the English? They all think ye a bunch of stuck up royal [Poor language removed]. Ye [Poor language removed] don't stink in England eh? Nobody tips and are rude they say. God's gift to the world almighty England eh?

 

[iamEverton]

Keep the faith

Thanks mate dreams do come true I am truly blessed to be where I am at 24 years old born with no father. I'm one of God's sons a holy bast4rd I am. The faith has never steered me wrong. The future looks bright for Mr. Everton.

 

[Azzurri]

Seriously Mick, see a mental health professional immediately.

 

[iamEverton]

Age 24, doesn't have a club, doesn't know the rules of football, doesn't have the technique. What's not to be excited about?

When they lock you up again and ply you with mind controlling drugs send us a visiting order and we'll come and see how you're doing.

Ok first off being American soccer is looked at as a sport for pussies. Men with vaginas who are very soft physically and mentally. That is not me. I am rough, physical and strong physically and mentally. I don't have a club because I'm American and just started playing soccer regularly a few years ago after I stopped as a kid to play basketball, real American football which requires a set of balls like rugby. Ice Hockey. I am an athlete. I watch premier league all the time I know the rules. I am intelligent and quick witted. A gifted smart learner. You only have to tell me things once. That's why I want to train with the best so I will fit in and learn proper technique in no time at all. I have all the talent in the world lighting fast reaction time good size 15 footwork a 6'3 frame and a wingspan of 6'8 I have long arms. Americans best export is Goalkeepers. People are sleeping on me you'll remember my name one day. Remember that.

 

[iamEverton]

So Everton is Irish? Why do you blokes keep calling me mick. My name is Ross Everton.

 

[verreauxi]

Holy sh1t

 

[Azzurri]

Mick, what's your penalty saving technique?

 

[Connor]

Ok first off being American soccer is looked at as a sport for pussies. Men with vaginas who are very soft physically and mentally. That is not me. I am rough, physical and strong physically and mentally. I don't have a club because I'm American and just started playing soccer regularly a few years ago after I stopped as a kid to play basketball, real American football which requires a set of balls like rugby. Ice Hockey. I am an athlete. I watch premier league all the time I know the rules. I am intelligent and quick witted. A gifted smart learner. You only have to tell me things once. That's why I want to train with the best so I will fit in and learn proper technique in no time at all. I have all the talent in the world lighting fast reaction time good size 15 footwork a 6'3 frame and a wingspan of 6'8 I have long arms. Americans best export is Goalkeepers. People are sleeping on me you'll remember my name one day. Remember that.

We've missed you Mick.

 

[Elong]

Thanks mate dreams do come true I am truly blessed to be where I am at 24 years old born with no father. I'm one of God's sons a holy bast4rd I am. The faith has never steered me wrong. The future looks bright for Mr. Everton.

It's been a while Fuleco, welcome back Friend.

 

[verreauxi]

Loads of fun, this.

But it came apart at the end

I'm going with A+ for openers, D for the finish. Since you're from Albany, you'll understand my grading system.