MartSlinger
Player Valuation: £40m
Takeover and Investment are different things.. This refers to investment, so Bill will still be here, but using someone elses money the cheap [Poor language removed].
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FugginGerryn
Player Valuation: £500k
"Season tickets need selling..." Who the fook buys a season ticket because there's rumours of a takeover on the horizon?...Never understood that one...
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Aidey9
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But thats all he's ever wanted aint it, and IF we ever have been up for sale, thats his pitch, to be left in charge as chairman but the new owners just offer investment. No wonder we havent been sold in his tenure when he wants that kind of deal!.
Now if this info is 100% genuine then Kenwright would fcuk it up with some sort of silly demand that the Chincs wont stand for and will walk away, or he'll make a bad impression on them like he did the FSF who now bankroll Reading FC!.
All Evertonians know the score when it comes to takeover talks or investments coming into the club that it's a whole lot of bullsith and weve heard it all before for the past 10 or so years!. Take it with a pinch of salt.
USAtoffee12
Player Valuation: £1m
Plus Sharpy is over there now
Username
Player Valuation: £30m
MEANWHILE IN THE EVERTON BOARD ROOM.
Bill - FFS they're getting restless again, according to our forum lurkers there's no sign of the split fanbase coming together to support us, after all why would they we're hopeless?
Earl - Stop talking like that Bill, they'll never realise we're hopeless.
Bill - You're not taking this seriously lads, they're asking the right sort of questions, it's pretty apparent we have no idea what we're doing and it's matter of fact that the clubs going stale.
Greene - Ey lads dya reckon i should go to vegas this year or visit european capitals.
Bill - Concentrate Greene mate we're in the **** here
Earl - I know lads, the club needs investment, the fans want investment, why not just start an in house rumour again about potential buyers, ill go on holiday to qatar again so it looks like i'm doing something right and they will lap it up again?
Greene - Ey dya reckon Spiderman would do Batman in or what?
Bill - Shutup Greene you tosser, but earl don't ya think that's bang on though we've been saying that for years and it's at boiling point?
Earl - Don't worry lad just give them the your the best Evertonian speech again, they'll lap it up once more for sure.
Bill - you're probably right mate that's what we will do
Greene - alright what if spiderman and batman were on one team vs the fantastic four i reckon they'd hold their own.
Bill + Earl - FFS!
Earl - well i'm off lads this beak won't sniff itself will it.
Toffeeman1878
Player Valuation: £500k
That's sadly accurate
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Never a truer word said. Very believable. They even know they have fans who'll pour over every account book and those of other clubs to prove what a good job they're doing and how everything is in order with the books...when you can get people who you're lying to and cheatig to do that for you, you know you're home and dry.
*clap, clap, clap*
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
This thread was only created about 4 hours ago and it's already generated over 1000 views ffs!
Fellaini went over to china, we've got that thing going on with youth in china too, the thing with sharpy etc over there, possibly a sweetner for investment, who knows.
TheFinnFan
Finners
What? Has Felli been in China?
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Fool me once, shame on you. Try to fool me every ****ing year, shame on you.
mzone16
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Got to be bollox this. Who in their right mind would want to buy a football club but not appoint their own chairman? Bill needs to wake up and realise that his crazy ass demands of staying in charge are totally unreasonable and are holding this once great club back...
tasslehoff
Player Valuation: £10m
Hope so, Piennar will be made up.
No one has said buy, they said 'investment'.
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