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New Everton owner.....


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Meh...go after REAL money.

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That'd be so great. Before every game, a WWE superstar comes out to full theme music and pyro and cuts a promo ahead of Raw.

Lilian Garcia to replace Rossy announcing the team.

"Coming down the tunnel, weighing in at 201lbs, from Huyton, England, TONY... HIBBBBERT..."

And, of course, Ricardo Rodriguez for any Spanish speaking players we have.

And then after every game,

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH..... EVERRRRTON...


We could give all the players finishing moves too. Jelavic's would be called "First Touch", Mucha - "The Bench", Neville - "The Point". etc.



And so on.
 
Be a hoot on the forums when we eventually get money.

"I told you Moyes was fckin clueless ... like Dalglish spunking that amount down the ****ter"

"I told you we'd get relegated if Moyes went ... CL my hairy ring!"

"knocked down the Bullens without planning permission ffs, wiil it never end"

"bring back Kenwright at least he's a blue ..... koff (yanks/arabs/chinks etc)"

Gonna be hilarious.
 
That'd be so great. Before every game, a WWE superstar comes out to full theme music and pyro and cuts a promo ahead of Raw.

Lilian Garcia to replace Rossy announcing the team.

"Coming down the tunnel, weighing in at 201lbs, from Huyton, England, TONY... HIBBBBERT..."

And, of course, Ricardo Rodriguez for any Spanish speaking players we have.

And then after every game,

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH..... EVERRRRTON...


We could give all the players finishing moves too. Jelavic's would be called "First Touch", Mucha - "The Bench", Neville - "The Point". etc.



And so on.

Looks like Neville has already taught Hogan "The Point".

[video=youtube;Di2DX_3KStQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di2DX_3KStQ[/video]
 
Everyone I know without a season ticket believes this latest story and has out and bought a half season ticket. The interested parties can go AWOL now. All 427 who have been in talks this week.
 
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