Oh right, I just assumed you thought you were an alpha male. Thanks for clarifying that you're not. It's pretty obvious to be honest, but always nice to get confirmation.
On the subject of clarification, rest assured I'm not judging you on your predilection with other men's penises, or indeed the subject of masturbation that you're so keen on discussing. It's not something I'd find appropriate to discuss on a football themed website, but you do you.
While you're in such a chatty mood, and presumably not hiding behind hyperbole as usual, can you please clarify what you mean when you use the words 'woke', 'culture wars' and 'prying eyes around the place'?
Finally it should be 'that's my job', as in this context the word is a contraction of that is. Except it's not, you lying meff x