Initial 10, then reduced to 6 + 2 Point Deductions

I don’t know what the probability of it happening is, but there a chance of a giant meteor landing on Goodison tonight and putting us all out of our misery in one shot.

POW! Right in the kisser!

Also, you just know the meteor would cannon the ball in to the Everton net a fraction of a second before obliterating all life on the planet, meaning the last goal ever, ever, ever, ever scored would have been against Everton.
 
Is our Legal Counsel really called 'Shagger'?

That's classic Everton. If I were involved, I'd greet him each morning saying "Alright Shagger" with a Yorkshire accent.
 
It's Kilroy Silk
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