Initial 10, then reduced to 6 + 2 Point Deductions

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Can you put this in the form of a romantic poem?

Cheers.

These are the stats
If we get our points back
But the Prem will still love us like a s***e filled sack

we’ll stick together
Blues forever
You won’t win Masters, now or ever!!

So give us a kiss you sexy Blues
Whilst we sit back and await the news.

 

[Groucho]

Any timescale?

 

[DanB90]

These are the stats
If we get our points back
But the Prem will still love us like a s***e filled sack

we’ll stick together
Blues forever
You won’t win Masters, now or ever!!

So give us a kiss you sexy Blues
Whilst we sit back and await the news.

Beautiful mate.

 

[Marc bolan]

After all we have been through this season & before we know the outcome today
Would you swop position with leicester???

 

[Groucho]

Can you put this in the form of a romantic poem?

Cheers.

I’M HORNY

HORNY HORNY HORNY

 

[Lobworm]

After all we have been through this season & before we know the outcome today
Would you swop position with leicester???

No, They are horrible tory, boris loving, c***s

 

[kev]

Any timescale?

No mate, I use this stuff

Oh, wait . . . Timescale you said

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Oh pointy points,
So pointy, pointy...
Give us them back,
Oh backy, wacky

Should Masters chase,
You, far away,
No points no more
De-pointed way

And follow only lonely paths
Like Jazz Musicians,
Just smoking grass

Once we had, those pointy, pointy’s
Now cleanse the table, oh backy, wacky
It aches and throbs, for lack of pointy’s
So I lay me down, to dream of
Booing.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

These are the stats
If we get our points back
But the Prem will still love us like a s***e filled sack

we’ll stick together
Blues forever
You won’t win Masters, now or ever!!

So give us a kiss you sexy Blues
Whilst we sit back and await the news.

I want you to write my obituary in The Liverpool Echo when I go to the eternal sleep.

 

[Dixieslaces]

I’M HORNY

HORNY HORNY HORNY

 

[Captain Bligh]

Haven’t seen the words “don’t punish the fans” since the ESL was temporarily paused.

 

[perth_blue]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

 

[Kurt.]

What’s the point

 

[FTY]

Not been keeping up with this because found it too depressing

Is it confirmed there's gonna be an announcement today? And where's all the optimism we're getting points back coming from?

 

[NorthernBlue]

The meltdown and fume will be something to behold when the news breaks.