Infidelity

[Goat]

Got bladdered, argued with gf. Fingered mates gf in a park. I'm the best thing to happen to the Wirral.

You disgust me.

 

[chicoazul]

Chico laying bare the dark heart of GOT here. I think in a sensible world we'd be riding each other left, right and centre. Unfortunately I haven't been able to defy my programming as a jealous ape, so I stay true to my girlfriend knowing how I'd feel if the shoe was on the other foot.

I'm beginning to think I've found my calling on here. A sort of jarg Jerry Springer of the Night Shift.

 

[Allezfan]

Got bladdered, argued with gf. Fingered mates gf in a park. I'm the best thing to happen to the Wirral.

Which one was Tom Ince's sloppy seconds, mate?

I mean it's both, probably.

 

[Kiwi]

I thought she would have surrendered that...

Let you storm her beaches...

Put up little resistance...

Gobble your baguette...

Oh I did all that in the Bar toilets. Then I took another bird back to the Hotel.
Biggest turn on was when she was screaming Je me Rends though. Would do again.

 

[chicoazul]

Got bladdered, argued with gf. Fingered mates gf in a park. I'm the best thing to happen to the Wirral.

@Baines' left foot I'd be fuming lod.

 

[Prevenger17]

I'm beginning to think I've found my calling on here. A sort of jarg Jerry Springer of the Night Shift.

Every now and again you start a thread of real potential. This is one of those threads.

 

[Sapie88]

 

[Hellerad]

"Through porn, all things are possible." Philippians 4:13

 

[Sapie88]

Got bladdered, argued with gf. Fingered mates gf in a park. I'm the best thing to happen to the Wirral.

I've done something like that too. lol

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm beginning to think I've found my calling on here. A sort of jarg Jerry Springer of the Night Shift.

You're like a slightly dodgy talk radio agony uncle...

 

[bluemangroup]

Which one was Tom Ince's sloppy seconds, mate?

I mean it's both, probably.

None of the above. But thanks for playing.

 

[The Esk]

Widening the conversation, when I was 19 I did happen to have a lengthy "affair" with my best mate's mum who was the wife of a Church Warden....

btw @mrs the esk is fully aware of this although she does not approve obviously........

 

[Hellerad]

@chicoazul is the thief that screams "SOMEBODY STOLE MY WALLET" so that he can watch everybody feel for where they are keeping their valuables.

 

[chicoazul]

Widening the conversation, when I was 19 I did happen to have a lengthy "affair" with my best mate's mum who was the wife of a Church Warden....

btw @mrs the esk is fully aware of this although she does not approve obviously........

faints*

 

[bluemangroup]

You disgust me.

I am Wirral.