Infidelity

[bluemangroup]

So I swipe the card in her clunge afterwards?

Yeah then she hands you the back to school vouchers.

 

[Sapie88]

Why would you feel bad mate? Unless...? Oh my. Oh my indeed.

Did she have to put scaffolding above her when you slumbered on top?



How old was she, how did it start? Did he ever find out?

31, went round for a drink one night, just happened, nope.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Yeah then she hands you the back to school vouchers.

...operation yewtree...

 

[chicoazul]

31, went round for a drink one night, just happened, nope.

So she invited you round for a drink. You must have been aware that it was on the go right?

How old was you?

 

[Sapie88]

So she invited you round for a drink. You must have been aware that it was on the go right?

How old was you?

Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

 

[Hellerad]

Now @chicoazul knows everybody's infidelity based passwords.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Doesn't matter where you get your appetite so long as you eat at home.

I will have to laugh privately to myself about this...

 

[Hellerad]

Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

Can't make a hoe a scousewife

 

[FTY]

I was smashing my next door neighbour whilst her husband was away. She even sucked my toes. Good times.

Did you nail her?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

You old romantic, you!

 

[chicoazul]

Oh definitely, I even washed me knob in hindsight. I was 24.

Lad I've seen this script somewhere before. Are you quoting me the scenes from The Graduate? You are aren't you?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

You can also get gashback.

You must now drop the mic and leave the thread...

 

[Sapie88]

Did you nail her?

Yeah a few times.

Lad I've seen this script somewhere before. Are you quoting me the scenes from The Graduate? You are aren't you?

Haha no, if I had to give it a title I'd name it "Rum Leads to Bum".

 

[FTY]

Yeah a few times.

It was a joke never mind.

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah a few times.



Haha no, if I had to give it a title I'd name it "Rum Leads to Bum".

Hahahaha. Hang on, you sodomised her too?

The dirty cow. She must have been gagging. I bet you let onto the husband over the fence in the morning too after it happened.

Wrong un you lad.