I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

[TX Bill]

Ah yes. Very typical.

Win at Chelsea - We're on the up.
Win against Sunderland - Time to make a run.
Lose against Reading - What the heck?
Win at Newcastle - Unbelieveable.

If you aren't crazy yet, you will be. So we were all on a high after the Chelsea and Sunderland matches only to be brought back to the uncomfortable reality against Reading that we are a side capable of such highs and such lows in the space of a week. Everton is the only team that suffers from multiple personality disorder.

Two weeks ago we were talking about winning the cup. Last week we were talking about relegation. Today, were talking about overtaking the ****e and challenging for a Europa place.

After Wednesday's game against Birmingham, we'll be talking about ____________________ (fill in the blank.)

 

[RFUS]

Match: Birmingham
Result: Loss
Fans: Depressed
Situation: Relegation battle

Match: Fulham
Result: Win
Fans: Hopeful
Situation: Late push for Europe

Match: Villa
Result: Loss
Fans: Suicidal
Situation: Relegation battle.


...


Come the end of the season we'll probably finish 7th-10th.

 

[TX Bill]

Sounds about right.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

11 points from next five games.....game on. Sitting clear in 6th

5 points from next five games....finish 8th

 

[Bruce Wayne]

We could still win the league *taps nose*

 

[onceabluealwaysablue]

We could still win the league *taps nose*

we can but dream

 

[heatmeiser]

At least today we are Bi-winning....

 

[Matt Damon]

I've got tigerblood running through my veins.

 

[Rook]

I'll take more adventureous play and 3 wins with 2 losses over 5 straight draws any day of the week.

 

[Del]

Made up about today, but now even more pissed off about Tuesday

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

In Christchurch, when we used to to see the midwife, there were labelled parking bays for whoever you was going to to see, 1 for each. It used to make me chuckle every time that there was one double bay with the sign reading "Schizophrenic Fellowship."

 

[Dushku]

I've got tigerblood running through my veins.

I'm dousing my self in Sex Panther..cos it work's "60% of the time..All the Time"..which is a better scoring rate than Anichebe right now

 

[Phenom]

I've got tigerblood running through my veins.

Uhh??

 

[Elong]

Everton = Charlie Sheen without the Goddesses

 

[bourneblue]

In Christchurch, when we used to to see the midwife, there were labelled parking bays for whoever you was going to to see, 1 for each. It used to make me chuckle every time that there was one double bay with the sign reading "Schizophrenic Fellowship."

That christchurch nz or dorset ?