Confirmed Signing Iliman Ndiaye

[Nymzee]

Rumour has it that we’ve lost him.

No not to another club, they’ve literally lost him. Last seen walking around Birkenhead of all places.

Not in Tenerife is he

 

[jamieni]

Someone at the club must just like trolling the fans and wringing the excitement out of every transfer.

 

[GoldenToffee]

He will be announced 1 day after Branthwaite is sold for £37m + £8m in bonuses.

 

[Runub]

The only thing that happens quickly at Everton is points deductions

 

[Vintage]

Waiting for the club to officially announce Ndiaye

 

[Walken]

Someone at the club must just like trolling the fans and wringing the excitement out of every transfer.

It's a great tactic in fairness, I haven't a clue if the lads any good but I'm desperate for him to sign because of the wait

 

[Toffeepot]

Rumour has it that we’ve lost him.

No not to another club, they’ve literally lost him. Last seen walking around Birkenhead of all places.

I fell right into that

 

[T LEAFE]

Well
A. No ones heard of him
B. He being bought in that 20m bracket which all disappointing signings are made

Can we just sell him now for £10m and cut out the 5 years of disappointment

 

[davids]

Just from the top of my head

Branthwaite
Lukaku, though he was £28m so not that far off
Tarkowski
Garner (yet to have proven, but still I think he's not been bad value)

There are decent players out there who we can get in that price range, just comes down to decent scouting

Tarkowski?

 

[Ferguson1878]

Just in a funeral here ,got a minute before they lower the casket ,any updates ?

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

we

Just in a funeral here ,got a minute before they lower the casket ,any updates ?

He’s in the coffin. Gonna jump out as it’s getting lowered.

 

[MikeH72]

Not gonna lie this is getting a bit strange now.

 

[14_dollars]

Not gonna lie this is getting a bit strange now.

The silence can only be bad news - as is always the case with Everton.

Maybe the announcement is being saved to offset some imminent bad news (new points deductions, Branthwaite departure etc)

 

[Rich1878]

Tarkowski?

Ignore that, didn't mean to put him in there

 

[MikeH72]

The silence can only be bad news - as is always the case with Everton.

Maybe the announcement is being saved to offset some imminent bad news (new points deductions, Branthwaite departure etc)

No I don’t think it works like this or ever has, just a funny crackpot theory our fans came up with.