If you could wish For one thing a player can improve on from last season

[Groucho]

Richarlison to stop diving

Agree totally.

It’s not even like we benefit from it.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Steve Bruce to resign Andy Caroll & relegate Newcastle.

 

[Zatara]

DCL to become a 15 goal a season forward

Richarlison to go up a level

Mina to become the next VVD

Bernard to have the ability to score 30 yarders

Davies to go up a couple of gears

Thats it for now

 

[Eggs]

...Pickford cuts out the stupid errors.

 

[Goat]

Marco Silva.

 

[Agent Blue]

Richarlison to stop falling over all the time.

 

[marcus]

Pickford to concentrate on being a great keeper.....not a dramatic keeper.

A fully fit Yerry Mina....injury free

Sigurdsson to practise on penalty taking...

DCL to be more ruthless in front of goal....

 

[Kantareller]

Agree totally.

It’s not even like we benefit from it.

He's no Pienaar

 

[efcste97]

Richarlison to become more consistent

 

[Groucho]

He's no Pienaar

He was a lot more snide than people remember too.

Loved him.

 

[Death]

GOALSH

 

[Kantareller]

He was a lot more snide than people remember too.

Loved him.

Always when Peanuts fell over easily we got a freekick, always. Richarlison should learn from him.

 

[Death]

Lookman - heart
Pickford - brain
Richarlson - courage

O my

 

[SerenityNigh]

DCL to finish
Walcott to not be a complete spanner
Captain Tom to translate his kick flips and 720s into back heels and Maradonas
Big Mick Keggers to float a keg at halftime as fan entertainment then break an opponent’s leg in the 2nd half
AFT Gomes to learn a focused stare so he can look into the stands and cause a woman to shiver with pleasure
Pickford to grow 1” taller and arms 1” longer

 

[SerenityNigh]

Lookman - heart
Pickford - brain
Richarlson - courage

Just click your heels and make it so