If you could sign one player?

[Alio]

Ok, we probably won't bring in anyone, we're Everton, why buy players when you don't need too :huh:

We'll just loan some more out, it's the new black.

Anyway, just for fun n stuff

If we had a lil bit of cash, and you've ticked the "rule out unrealistic targets" box on your Champ Man game, which will dismiss half the players in ze world, who would you want in for next season?

Maybe youtube his ass too, for us all to see

 

[Brennan]

Landon Donovan, because he's a champ. Bordering on unrealistic but I CAN DREAM.

 

[Alio]

Nice shout there, he's very much in my top 3 of signings I would like here, but as you say, is it out of reach for us now? Hmm

 

[RFUS]

Eden Hazard.


I'm saying that counts because of all the stuff that happened that summer; Moyes meeting him, him liking the club etc.


Although there's not a snowball's chance in hell, like.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Neymar. That kid will be the best striker in the world soon.

 

[spikeman]

Dzeko

 

[chicoazul]

Paul Dickov.

 

[Alio]

Eden Hazard.


I'm saying that counts because of all the stuff that happened that summer; Moyes meeting him, him liking the club etc.


Although there's not a snowball's chance in hell, like.

He's defo the 2nd in my top 3, so much so, I'm youtubing him for all to see. As you say, he'll never join now sadly

[video=youtube;GZAlPrpdgNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZAlPrpdgNY[/video]

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Conor wickham

 

[Alio]

Paul Dickov.

Ha ha ha, I knew my option 3 would be mentioned before I had chance to unveil him! He's just that good! And sadly, the only one likely to join us so far mentioned

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Emile Heskey.

 

[RFUS]

Emile Heskey.

I doubt we could afford his wages.


He's got some cheek, like. Most donkeys only ask for food and water.

 

[Alio]

Dzeko

I really want him to sit on the bench for the remainder of the season. Then decide its not about the money and take a 50% paycut and STILL be on level terms with Arteta if he joined us. He's on 150k a week I think. There's a very good striker hidden in that player Man City have

Conor wickham

Possibly missed a chance with him too? Think all sorts are after him now, and talks of 10m plus, rather than the 5m mentioned a year or so ago

Emile Heskey.

Hence we'll end up with ^

 

[Brownie]

[video=youtube;PawqQjyiIcU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PawqQjyiIcU&feature=related[/video]

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Just want to see my mrs in a shirt with mr wick ham on the back