MapleLeafEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
Need a pacy winger people..
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Need a pacy winger people..

Tea lady.![]()
Strange how even this mirrors our club.![]()

We will need a physio team then :/![]()
I'd have to be assistant manager. passing notes and whispering to Goat/Chico (our management dream ticket). Like to see Mancini try anything against the three of us
Me and Azul would then proceed to kick fcuk out of him as he tries to get upI wouldnt even let him open his scarf wearing weapon of a mouth, would just web him.
Then clearly im a player manager and would take up my rightful postion as Number 9. I would make Yak look lively.
I would be on the pitch by then, tossing off with the other Captain.
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