If grandoldteam had a football team what position wouid you play ?

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

3 top class keepers! Ive tried claiming a spot on the team with video evidence of me playing too!!

Great Post.














I'd have given it a yellow for that retaliatory assault on you though

 

[spikeman]

I still play. First practice of the season is today! I'm in a [Poor language removed] league though.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

87th minute mate, so that I can take the plaudits as I leave the field to a standing ovation.

Fair enough, I might just handle 3 minutes plus added time

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Out of 10 how good would you all say you are/were? I have to admit im pretty awful, 2 at best.

 

[spikeman]

Out of 10 how good would you all say you are/were? I have to admit im pretty awful, 2 at best.

4.5

but in the league I play in I'm probably a 7.5 compared to the other people.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Out of 10 how good would you all say you are/were? I have to admit im pretty awful, 2 at best.

Think back to Nyarko/Bakayoko.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Think back to Nyarko/Bakayoko.

I make those too look good. Still at least i dont give up, not like Nyarko.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I make those too look good. Still at least i dont give up, not like Nyarko.

Was talking about myself here, I'm afraid. Got two left pegs, just a shame I'm strictly right footed.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Was talking about myself here, I'm afraid. Got two left pegs, just a shame I'm strictly right footed.

I can hit wicked free kicks and corners, plus im pretty good in the air. Cant do much else though. My control is worse than stevie wonders.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I can hit wicked free kicks and corners, plus im pretty good in the air. Cant do much else though. My control is worse than stevie wonders.

I'm just glad I've got two standing legs, so I can walk in a straight line.

 

[spikeman]

Just got back from my first game this season. Thrashed the other team 4-0.

 

[ijjysmith]

3 top class keepers! Ive tried claiming a spot on the team with video evidence of me playing too!!

True - 3 top keepers is better than Everton right now!! I don't have videos of me but I have a few trophies and won player of the year 3 seasons ago.

Also i can be used as an emergency striker (a really s**t one!). I once had to play a whole 7 aside season up front and never scored once!! Somehow we still finished third!

 

[best little spaniard]

I'd rate myself a good 5 or 6.

Speedy, good eye for a pass, decent shooting range and ability, decent in the air, a good physical presence.

I'm just a bit [Poor language removed] on the ball, and cant tackle very well/