Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
When were we linked with Muller? Arshavin and Milito are the biggest for me, Moutinho honorable mention.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Müller_(footballer)
Mike Walker once called a press conference to announce the signing of Müller for Everton, only for him to walk out on the club 30 minutes prior upon discovering he had to pay tax on his £20,000 per week wages, and would not be receiving a free house or car.