I know it's been mentioned before but this is hilarious...

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Tomorrows headline:

I lost it all thanks to fake Nigerian Diamond Mine!

Intelligent Mr James, who predicted that Everton would finish 16th in the table, was yesterday declared bankrupt after plowing all his money into an imaginary investment venture that he received via email from an unknown Nigerian prince.
why wouldn't I believe this? He said whilst being questioned simultaneously about his bitterness towards Everton and total lack of understanding of the game in general. Penniless James vowed to not let it stop his punditry career declaring Liverpool will win the Superbowl next season.
 

No sympathy. He's a bad bell, and I can't understand how anyone could blow so much money away.
 

He once believed that a painting by a bunch of primary school children was masterpiece worth millions. He's clearly not a bright chap, why is anyone surprised?

Perhaps this is another theory.
He went into a primary school to give some basic goalkeeping advice, And came away with 20 million quids worth of fine art by jordan and poppy aged 5 and 6.
 
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