I have got a presentation tomorrow...

[Dylan]

Get some Vic's and layer it up on your top lip. You'll look like a berk, but there won't be any snot to worry about

 

[heatmeiser]

Don't pierce your foot on a spike.

 

[Rook]

Buy some Afrin or any other kind of nose spray. Use about 6X the recommended dose (6 sprays in each nostril). Your nose will be nice and clear for the next 12 hours.

 

[SuitsBlue]

Buy some Afrin or any other kind of nose spray. Use about 6X the recommended dose (6 sprays in each nostril). Your nose will be nice and clear for the next 12 hours.

ah, the daniella westbrook method. fascinating.

 

[monty]

Sneeze as hard as you can and snot all over them, problem solved

 

[TX Bill]

I'd have Ghost and Suits come make your presentation for you.