I had an Everton Bobble Hat

[BigBlueConk]

Back in the day, when we won the FA Cup in '95, I bought an Everton hat while in London.

Today, my misses washed it at 95 degrees in with towels.

I no longer have an Everton bobble hat.

I sent her a polite text to inform her of the death of my hat. She text me back a string of obsenities simply to imply that I should do the laundry from now on.

Should I forgive her and buy a new hat?
Or should I kick her out and heh, buy a new hat??!!

 

[bluebab]

Right, revenge is a dish served cold.

This weekend, buy her a gorgeous jumper, Kashmir maybe - expensive, but worth it.

Tell her that you bought it for her after you had read that text. Tell her that it really dawned on you, how much she actually does for you - you might even get some bonus sex, for that.

Anyways, give it about 6 weeks, or so, enough time for her to really, REALLY love the jumper - then nuke the fook out of it, in a tumble dryer, using the "Sorry, love. I was trying to help out a bit, that's all," line.

Job done.

 

[Alio]

Tell her that she doesn't know the offside rule!!!!

Do an Andy!

Shame about that hat....I feel your pain

 

[BigBlueConk]

I told her that if I was supposed to do the laundry, I would have been born with boobs!

Meanwhile, when she got back home....
I had her ebay page open with Everton hats for sale!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

When she falls asleep tonight, piss on her. Then puch her fooking head in..!!!

HOW VERY DARE SHE!!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Physical, and continued mental abuse is the only answer.

 

[It's_Just_Not_Cricket]

Please boys, a minute's silence for the hat

 

[spikeman]

Right, revenge is a dish served cold.

This weekend, buy her a gorgeous jumper, Kashmir maybe - expensive, but worth it.

Tell her that you bought it for her after you had read that text. Tell her that it really dawned on you, how much she actually does for you - you might even get some bonus sex, for that.

Anyways, give it about 6 weeks, or so, enough time for her to really, REALLY love the jumper - then nuke the fook out of it, in a tumble dryer, using the "Sorry, love. I was trying to help out a bit, that's all," line.

Job done.

I thought you shouldve done this, until I read this...

When she falls asleep tonight, piss on her. Then puch her fooking head in..!!!

HOW VERY DARE SHE!!

...and changed my mind.

 

[Nordecke]

Very sad story..

Women are all the same.. No Respect.. .

Listen to Sharpy on this one.

 

[chicoazul]

Kick her straight in the rat.

 

[BigBlueConk]

You clear thinking people will appreciate this.
In her mind, somehow it is my fault!

She walked in a gave me a glare.
I said to her "You can only swear if you don't use profanity".

She said "It's only a f****** hat". I think the use of the word profanity was lost on her.

I need to add that last year she washed by best suit that was dry clean only!

The hat was irreplacable. It was my lucky hat. Everton never got relegated while I was wearing it!

However, there are plenty of other women on the internet. With laundry skills.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Kick her straight in the rat.

Succint