I didn’t believe in ghosts until……


…..well, just now! I’ve just dropped a big log, I heard it splash, I even felt the droplets on my buttocks.

When it came time to wipe and check there was nothing there? Did it even exist in the first place or was it a ghostie or a glitch in the matrix?

What made you believe in ghosts fellow got’ers?
Went round the U-bend like the sleds in Running Man.
 
Ghosts don't exist. End of. Why does nobody ever claim to see dinosaur ghosts?

What happened to you has happened to me though. I surmise that the turd squeezed out with the correct radius curl to negotiate the s bend in your lavvy and with enough momentum to make it through unimpeded.
 

Ghosts don't exist. End of. Why does nobody ever claim to see dinosaur ghosts?

What happened to you has happened to me though. I surmise that the turd squeezed out with the correct radius curl to negotiate the s bend in your lavvy and with enough momentum to make it through unimpeded.

I remember thinking this, then my mum had a friend over once and I could hear all sorts of ghostly screams and she waddled to the bathroom like she'd been posessed, with what I believe was ectoplasm all over her face and inner thighs.

It's no joke.
 

Just for a moment, I thought this may actually be a genuine thread about the paranormal; will I ever learn :(

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