I didn’t believe in ghosts until……

[Tommy Chong]

Besides, there are more scarier things in life to worry about than a few spooky apparitions…

 

[Cels]

I’ll let Ricky take this one:
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Yeah.. well... Ricky Gervais obviously hasn't seen this video

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[Gwladys St. Glory]

Haha fond memory, yeah it was a cross-dresser that was very spiritual and I think I convinced them there was a ghost behind them, so they showed the ghost their cock for me I think. We often terrorised people on there with strange requests.

Let me know when your autobiography's out Bungs, I'm reading that shiz.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The mystery of the phantom turd in the night

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ghosts don't exist. End of. Why does nobody ever claim to see dinosaur ghosts?

What happened to you has happened to me though. I surmise that the turd squeezed out with the correct radius curl to negotiate the s bend in your lavvy and with enough momentum to make it through unimpeded.

I suspect they just flushed.

 

[tommye]

Let me know when your autobiography's out Bungs, I'm reading that shiz.

The pic of the fella who 'shagged the ghost' was something to behold.
He easy mid 60s, obvious hard life, sat there in stockings and suspenders, knob in hand, big daft grin on his face. Think he had a pair of spike heels on as well although I'm not 100% on that detail.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Yeah.. well... Ricky Gervais obviously hasn't seen this video

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I’ll think I’ll let Beavis & Butt-Head handle this one…
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[magicjuan]

Maybe it bounced straight back up? How lubed did the splashes make you

 

[Bungle]

Let me know when your autobiography's out Bungs, I'm reading that shiz.

Probably release my memoirs after death to save me multiple prison sentences.

For old times sake I've asked that my eulogy is live streamed on chaturbate and when they reach the token target my coffin gets the bukakke treatment.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Farts are the ghosts of things we've eaten.

That explains the screams.

 

[tommye]

That explains the screams.

I once heard a fart that reminded me of a 2019 Mustang GT revving it's engine.
I was very impressed

 

[tommye]

For context....


About 1min 40 secs was almost the exact sound

 

[ste d' indica]

Thousands of footy forums out there, and we've won the lot.

Think o' that.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Farts are the ghosts of things we've eaten.

That’s very possible, mate…

 

[st.domingo]

Dropped some basin-breakers in my time but never seen a ghost.

Anyway, if you want some clinical evidence to challenge your preconceptions, I can recommend checking out the books of the late Dr Edith Fiore…