I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

When was the last time you wanted to chin somebody?

Distin on Saturday.

I'm over it now.

 

[bluejock]

Would Ferris Bluer have been a better name than Alio?

No, he's not a doctor.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Type it into search on google images and you'll see why.

What on earth did I just see?!

 

[Del]

First car?

 

[bluejock]

First car?

1litre Ford Fiesta with 4 gears.

The engine exploded on the M6. I left it there.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Can a person who stands to wipe , succesfully change his technique to sitting.?

 

[Groucho]

Jock,

How do they get those big tubs of processed ham to contain exactly the same amount of egg in every slice? Obviously no egg is that big.

 

[bluejock]

Can a person who stands to wipe , succesfully change his technique to sitting.?

No, it's terminal

 

[bluejock]

Jock,

How do they get those big tubs of processed ham to contain exactly the same amount of egg in every slice? Obviously no egg is that big.

Elephant eggs lad.

 

[Stoic Ape]

whats your biggest/favourite accomplishment?

 

[Groucho]

Elephant eggs lad.

Maybe it's elephant meat too, I never check the pork percentage on the label. Thank you jock

 

[TheFinnFan]

jock don't tell me you are a stander??
Please god NO!!

 

[bluejock]

whats your biggest/favourite accomplishment?

Favourite would definately be having kids.

 

[bluejock]

jock don't tell me you are a stander??
Please god NO!!

Never.

 

[Stoic Ape]

jock how much is it for gold membership?