I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

8.8 metres per second, or approximately 20mph.

This is of course dependent on thermals, head/tailwinds and how much the swallow had for lunch.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Jock is amazing (in bed). <3 x

 

[bluejock]

It's actually 11 metres/sec and it depends more on what kind of species it is - European or African.

I know that from here and from being a bad geek and remembering stupid stuff like that which will help me in no way in my life, ever.

Wait til you have your own AMA ffs

*huffs a bit then farts

 

[DualityNSNO]

Wait til you have your own AMA ffs

*huffs a bit then farts

Oh, sorry mate, edited.

 

[The T-Dex]

What is your name?
What is your favourite colour?
What is your quest?<--- I want a proper answer for that.

 

[bluejock]

Oh, sorry mate, edited.

Ta laaaa

 

[bluejock]

What is your name?
What is your favourite colour?
What is your quest?<--- I want a proper answer for that.

Jock
Blue
To find a holy snail?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Jock
Blue
To find a holy snail?

Or to snide a holy fail?

Spoonerisms are win, and I am oh so bored.FFS

 

[The T-Dex]

If Dualz was a the 14 year old girl he claims to be, what would you do?

 

[tommye]

If Dualz was a the 14 year old girl he claims to be, what would you do?

phone my lawyer

 

[The T-Dex]

phone my lawyer

Hahahaha. Fantastic.

 

[peteblue]

Without mentioning any other battle, which was best, the Battle of Flodden or the battle of Culloden ?

 

[tommye]

jock. Good afternoon to you good sir. Firstly i would like to congratulate you on your, so far, splendid answers. Now, please please please can you tell me what the actual feck is going on in the Drenthe thread? Thanks bigman. X

 

[The T-Dex]

jock. Good afternoon to you good sir. Firstly i would like to congratulate you on your, so far, splendid answers. Now, please please please can you tell me what the actual feck is going on in the Drenthe thread? Thanks bigman. X

I just went on that thread, last time I go to the Everton forum today then.

 

[bluejock]

If Dualz was a the 14 year old girl he claims to be, what would you do?

7-10 years