I am Jock, AMA

[Gwladys St. Glory]

An alien is going to pop out of that fecker any minute...run

 

[andym78]

As a Satellite Fix It Man, if you joined forces with a Computer Hacker Techno Geek would you be able to hook us all up with the best stream in the history of the InterwebZ?

 

[bluejock]

As a Satellite Fix It Man, if you joined forces with a Computer Hacker Techno Geek would you be able to hook us all up with the best stream in the history of the InterwebZ?

I don't need a hacker geek.....

 

[andym78]

I don't need a hacker geek.....

Would you need a white van with a massive satellite dish that raises out of the roof though?

 

[BlueLlama]

Should we cull more badgers?

 

[Kurt.]

The ' your name if you were a rapper' suggestion really deserves it's own thread.. for the record ( ha ha hope you younger viewers know what a record is ) I would be called FIRNOMNAL





I would even come on and do my set dressed in a huge coat made out of nomnal.

 

[tommye]

dear jock of the McJocks. Can you come and put one of those big satellite things on my roof so i can get free sky sports HD and babestation? Cheers squire.

 

[zed]

hi jocko, i`m a nosey [Poor language removed] and i cant get enough of rubber-necking stuff that goes off on the other side of the motorway, i cause queues and mayhem by braking when i get opposite the poor c*nts in the accidents/insurance frauds so my question to you is- what is it with those leaf blowers coz it just seems like the leaves will just get blown back up the driveway when a gust of wind pops up so what do you think.

 

[bluejock]

hi jocko, i`m a nosey [Poor language removed] and i cant get enough of rubber-necking stuff that goes off on the other side of the motorway, i cause queues and mayhem by braking when i get opposite the poor c*nts in the accidents/insurance frauds so my question to you is- what is it with those leaf blowers coz it just seems like the leaves will just get blown back up the driveway when a gust of wind pops up so what do you think.

You've got to blow them so they come to rest in front of your neighbour's drive.

 

[The T-Dex]

The finger you have injured, is that your fingering finger?

 

[bluejock]

The finger you have injured, is that your fingering finger?

It is mate. And a fine fingering digit it would make right now, it's swollen to [Poor language removed].

 

[Deleted member 28206]

WUT??

 

[bluebottle]

Jock, is it true what they say?

 

[zed]

You've got to blow them so they come to rest in front of your neighbour's drive.

are you saying i`m a big enough [Poor language removed] to have a leaf blower? ..............i saw someone the other week blowing them out their drive and i thought "jock is the man to solve this" coz i couldnt figure what the [Poor language removed] the tool was doing it for.

 

[bluejock]

WUT??

Cheese on toast.