How will they announce the New Stadium?

[1966efc]

It'll be an enigmatic small ad in The Echo.

Wanted: Caretaker for new development down the docks. Weekend shifts.
Applications to USM.

 

[BiggyRat]

The Strategic Missile Boat Red October will surface dramatically in the middle of the Mersey. Sean Connery will emerge from the conning tower & shout 'One ping only Vassili' and an ICBM will launch towing a "BM is ours" banner.
The missile will do a beautiful arc over the city & blow the SHlT out of Anfield.

 

[mawders]

Joe Anderson running naked at the pier head then doing the truffle shuffle

 

[TheFinnFan]

The Strategic Missile Boat Red October will surface dramatically in the middle of the Mersey. Sean Connery will emerge from the conning tower & shout 'One ping only Vassili' and an ICBM will launch towing a "BM is ours" banner.
The missile will do a beautiful arc over the city & blow the SHlT out of Anfield.

lollollol

 

[Eggs]

...I think they'll reproduce that 'Three Queens' river dance in the Mersey but replace the 3 great liners with Moshiri's yacht, Usmanov's yacht and Bill's pedalo.

 

[Gladystweet]

Dan Meis can't hold his own p!ss...

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I think you'll find that's 'Hot Gossip'



Ahhhhhh


I'll get me coat

 

[degsy]

The Strategic Missile Boat Red October will surface dramatically in the middle of the Mersey. Sean Connery will emerge from the conning tower & shout 'One ping only Vassili' and an ICBM will launch towing a "BM is ours" banner.
The missile will do a beautiful arc over the city & blow the SHlT out of Anfield.

why isn't this an option

But failing that, I'd go with Kenwright and Moshiri presser live on the Jim White show.

 

[Callum_efc]

on a friday

 

[4737carlin]

Reveled on Barkley's t-shirt when he takes his top off after scoring the winner at Anfield

 

[Donald Twain]

I think you'll find that's 'Hot Gossip'



Ahhhhhh


I'll get me coat

I'll pass you it!

 

[chrismpw]

The Strategic Missile Boat Red October will surface dramatically in the middle of the Mersey. Sean Connery will emerge from the conning tower & shout 'One ping only Vassili' and an ICBM will launch towing a "BM is ours" banner.
The missile will do a beautiful arc over the city & blow the SHlT out of Anfield.

Please make this happen.

 

[Gladystweet]

I'll pass you it!

Through tears of laughter I'd wager...

 

[chrismpw]

"The great, good news is the new stadium is on!. We are sure all Evertonians will be delighted that we have decided to choose the inland option, away from that horrible damp dock idea that'll be no good for anybody's lungs in the winter."

 

[The binman chronicles]

Someone will drive past one day and it will be there. No fuss.

 

[Donald Twain]

Through tears of laughter I'd wager...

Weeping mate!