sotnas
Player Valuation: £10m
Well, I know how to sign Kaka.
I'd approach Berlusconi and tell him:
"Silvio, ma man! I'm here to help you. You may not know, but you need me to do you a favour. See, you have a player in the squad who's utter [Poor language removed]. I feel sorry for the lad who fooled you with this so called footballer. His name is Kaka. Well, Silvio, it is in times like this that I belive that every [Poor language removed] is a lucky son of a bitch, because I'm here to relief you from this spot of garbage in you record.
I say we could do business for half a million pounds. Oh, and as a proof of good will, I'll give away Neville, for free. And an outstanding winger who would help the night clubs over there in Milan, that VDM guy is a shrewd piece of comercial business.
I'm tellin' ya, chances like this don't come along twice in your lifetime."
I'd approach Berlusconi and tell him:
"Silvio, ma man! I'm here to help you. You may not know, but you need me to do you a favour. See, you have a player in the squad who's utter [Poor language removed]. I feel sorry for the lad who fooled you with this so called footballer. His name is Kaka. Well, Silvio, it is in times like this that I belive that every [Poor language removed] is a lucky son of a bitch, because I'm here to relief you from this spot of garbage in you record.
I say we could do business for half a million pounds. Oh, and as a proof of good will, I'll give away Neville, for free. And an outstanding winger who would help the night clubs over there in Milan, that VDM guy is a shrewd piece of comercial business.
I'm tellin' ya, chances like this don't come along twice in your lifetime."
