My wife has just worked out that she has been to 27 games and seen us win a grand total of...ZERO games. 0 in 27. Jesus wept. Rest assured she will not be coming again.
Then you'd still be telling lies.I thought this was the how many mars bars you have eaten thread.
Got five digits to a handful,
Never really kept count (in a sense)
Haven't been for nigh-on 7 years now (7 in December). I'd guesstimate at around 50.
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