Household items that also describe Everton players past and present

[Davidoff]

Michael Keane

 

[Bluebonic]

Brillo pads, used after almost every match this season to scour my eyeballs!

 

[Andy McGurk]

Also Alan Ball....

 

[dead_soft]

Any of the midfield

 

[summerisle]

Pick 'n mix.

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

 

[dead_soft]

The whole club is like my Aesop shower gel - Since lockdown I've given up on it despite it having a fancy label and costing 10x the usual cost of one, and whatever deodorant I buy over summer to mask the smell, it won't be enough to cover up the years of neglect.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

Not enough discussion about celebrities evacuating their faeces with cutlery on this forum.

Max rep.

 

[Tipp blue]

Everton are like that one tile, switch or socket in your house that's just slightly off level. You're not arsed doing anything about it but it still annoys you.

 

[marcus]

Delph
Gbamin
Walcott
Iwobi

 

[Dan Tanner]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

Poor spoon...

BSM - Bum Spoons Matter... Take the knee lads...

Maybe could get a job'by' in Netherspoons

 

[marcus]

Pickford...

 

[marcus]

Delph..

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

All of them

 

[Seathestars]