Household items that also describe Everton players past and present

[Stephen Gibson]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

 

[Yarrgh]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

Wait a second ... I think I missed the memo on this.

 

[Bob Elstone]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

wtf? Explain that!

 

[Kenshin]

Bleach

 

[Eggs]

....Alan Ball.

 

[Eggs]

....good thread idea @Andy McGurk.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

"That’s black love!”

 

[Eggs]

....Michael Keane.

 

[Eggs]

...Jordan Pickford.

 

[Sharpies volley]

Don't know if there is a similar thread to this but what things around the house or in public describe something else but also somehow describe Everton players.

I'll start, I saw this as I bought bog roll and it describes the current squad View attachment 95660

Nah bog rolls useful

 

[Eggs]

....Bernard.

 

[Lee Smith]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

 

[TangerineToffee]

Carpets. Easily beaten.

 

[chrismpw]

Any of the back 4 or holding midfield from time to time.

 

[trueblue84]

Sigurdsson is like the spoon that ended up the ass of Whitney Houston when she was off her face & constipated & tried to scoop the poop out. Once a good spoon but never to be used again.

What is it with celebs and scat? First we hear about Amber turd and now Whitney pooston.