alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
6am flight to Ibiza i'm afarid, my wife has no idea of our pre season shedule ffs
You going AB?
You going AB?
But mate, this is your turf. I thought it was a first team game after the java thing and things I heard.6am flight to Ibiza i'm afarid, my wife has no idea of our pre season shedule ffs
But mate, this is your turf. I thought it was a first team game after the java thing and things I heard.
6am flight to Ibiza i'm afarid, my wife has no idea of our pre season shedule ffs

I stayed in Hereford for 3 days last year, luckily for me and me mate they had an annual ale festival on, i'm meant to be tee total the doctors tell me but the city was that boring i decided to just get wellied and i ended up smashing some bird behind a portaloo and then vomiting on some lads trainers, i expected a punch but he then vomited himself and fell face first in his sick so i just walked off in search for mints.
Is this match on EvertonTV?
Oh aye yeah they love their cows in Hereford.
It would be a boss day out if your a bit of an ale enthusiast, loads of boss ale with stories of the brewery and stuff, i had one drink that was brewed in Liverpool and it had coffee in it, that was nice like. Other then that they had live music, like bluegrass stuff, and loads of birds of all ages wrecked, very cheap aswell.
Provisional Everton squad (v Hereford): Spingthorpe, Griffiths, Browning, Garbutt, Bidwell, Hammar, Barkley, Lundstram, Francisco Jnr, McAleny, Hope, Forrester, Green, Grant, Long.
Not many first teamers, then.

If Barkley is unable to open up the Hereford then not sure he is worth a first team place, I think Junior will get more game time
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