Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
And pay for it they'll most certainly do, willingly and cap-doffingly. "Gawd Bless you, Ma'am. I swapped the queue for the foodbank for a chance to be told I was too late to see you lying in state. But at least I saw Phillip Schoefield sweeping past."
Oh a good minority will have swallowed that and be asking for more gruel tomorrow.