Happy 10000 days........

[LEONARD]

Do we get a parade around town?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Seems like a lot less than that. Time really flies while you're having your eyes pulled out by a pair of tiny tweezers and your toes being hit with a club hammer.*

*These things are similar if a bit less painful than watching Everton most seasons since.

 

[CrustySack]

I've seen us win loads, so not as bothered as some like

 

[tommye]

We've had good times...

 

[RomanReigns]

 

[bluejohn66]

 

[Yarrgh]

It's not 10,000 days as the 1995 Charity Shield was actually our last bit of silverware. It's a minor trophy but it still enters the history books as an official honour.

But that's like orthodox Christmas being 12 days after regular Christmas and eating a fish rather than a turkey.

 

[evertoniano]

Thought you were referring to the brilliant Tool album.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

10,000 days of not being a gobshi...

 

[toffeemeister77]

Can't we count the Florida Cup?